“You’re pretty,” Alex replied, her tone was characteristically dry, but her gaze was gentle and adoring and her smile was sweet. Hotness level: “Are you jealous that I’m kind of pretty now and you’re not?” Plot: Piper and Alex sneak around to find a place to be alone to get it on. And there’s no Sophia fanfic to be found anywhere, which is actually pretty discouraging.īut there’s still some beautiful stuff to behold, including these 9 super sexy fics to get you sprung. You’ve got to really dig in to find good stuff about Taystee and Poussey, or Flaca and Maritza. For starters, there’s not a whole lot of it, maybe because it’s one of the few shows on TV where women actually kiss each other with their mouths open? Also, though, nearly all of it is about Alex and Piper. Orange is the New Black fan fiction is weird. I was working at the kitchen table while her mom cooked a holiday feast and two separate times she was like, “Heather, do you want me to turn down the heat? Your face is so flushed.” So be careful where you’re reading these things during Christmas vacation, is what I am saying. Hey, it’s Fan Fiction Friday! I forgot to tell you something, which is that two weeks ago when I was putting together this column for Lost Girl, my girlfriend and I were visiting her family. The 200 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time.